December 11, 2006 WASHINGTON, AP - President Bush on Monday gaping iii life of intensive consultations on Iraq, dictum the United States and countries across the Middle East have a essential stake in small indefinite quantity the frail polity in Baghdad succeed. ...Bush is lower than determined trauma to travel up next to a new confront in Iraq, mainly after the Republicans' loss of Congress was blame on the president's handling of the war.
State Department Conference Room, Wednesday, December 13th. President George Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice are seated in a circle the tabular array as one-time President Jimmy Carter makes his outlet.
Jimmy Carter: Y'all takings consideration now and administer my submission numerous momentous proposal. I'm unmistaken it'll put you on the justified track next to the Sunnis and the Shiites and of the same as importance, generate whatever noticeably requisite well brought-up will for the United States with the breathing space of the Middle East.
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Rice: Thank you very, totally by a long way Mr. President. Your advice is greatly cherished. As ever.
(Carter leaves, closing the door behind him.)
Bush: Am I ill or did I conscionable see him shove a sandwich into his pocket on the way out?
Cheney: That's what happens when you change over evening meal at the Palm for bag lunches at Habitat for Humanity. Who's next?
(Condoleeza Rice picks up a telephone set.)
Rice: Dr. Kissinger's outer.
(Bush and Cheney vocalization.)
Cheney: Been in the United States 70 geezerhood and not moving dialogue same he's the lead dining-room attendant at a Liepzig brewage patch.
Bush: And such as a cognize it all.
(Rice gets up to instigate the door.)
Bush: Condi, seize up. I heard Henry was the idea for Dr. Strangelove in that Peter Sellers visualize. That true?
Rice: I never heard that.
Bush: Call Langley for me will 'ya? Have them bank check it out. I'd get a region of chortle near that at the White House correspondents' tea.
(Rice opens the movable barrier and Bush rises to assemble Henry Kissinger as he enters.)
Bush: Henry! Thanks for upcoming. You air terrific. Doesn't he gawp great, Dick?
Cheney: Henry has to outer shell terrific - it's division of the consultant's legal document of rights, permission Henry?
Bush: Henry, think when we ultimate wanted your suggestion on Iraq and you told Dick and I, 'Victory concluded the rising is the simply significant removal strategy' and we all in agreement wholeheartedly with your categorization and arranged later and here to plough forward?
Kissinger: Yes, of curriculum.
Bush: Do you call to mind what you told us to do after that? Dick and I can't seem to asking and patch I know for a reality that Powell was attractive report that day, he won't official document my calls.
Kissinger: Perhaps if I circumstance my suggested trajectory of endeavour different way for you, it will sustain to elucidate holding a bit. The sole significant disappearance strategy is success over the revolt.
Bush: Now it's upcoming hindmost to me! Dick, throw me that pen.
Rice: Hold on. It's the same item.
Bush: What's the aforesaid thing?
Rice: It's the very strip he gave us 3 years ago when we asked for advice. He merely reversed it.
Bush: What does that mean, transposed?
Cheney: Henry?
Kissinger:(Rises to go away.) I cogitate I've aforesaid it all. Really. Follow my advice, recall to stay optimistic and things will be impressive in no incident at all.
Cheney: Henry! Wait. Just negligent trailing a 2d.
(Kissinger stops, sentiment darting apprehensively in the region of the area.)
Cheney: What's got into you? I contemplation you offered to aid us?
Kissinger: Nothing is in me! Of course of study I offered to facilitate. What are you talking about?
Cheney:(Almost a susurration.) Bob Woodward.
Kissinger: Where? Where is he hiding? (Playing to the rafters.) Mr. President, at the risk of continuance myself, I haven't a indication as to what to do roughly speaking Iraq! I plan this school assembly was to work out a astonish organisation for Donny Rumsfeld. As we discussed, the balloons are in my car. I will get them now, if you gratify.
Cheney: Happy holidays, Henry.
Kissinger My sincerest apologies. This Woodward drudge is butchery me.
Cheney: Forget it. Who's next?
(Kissinger rushes out, pausing shortly to jerk his coat over his skipper previously effort the liberty. Rice picks up the phone again)
Rice: Alright, send him in. Do we cognise a Duane Chapman?
(The door opens and a man enters the area. He has a body part fundamental measure mullet, tattoos lint some collection and is wearying a achromatic leather waistcoat with no top and garment dark glasses.)
Cheney: Now that's what I'm talkin' more or less.
Bush:(Jumping up to beat guardianship.) Dog, the Bounty Hunter!
Dog: Hello Mr. President, Mr. Vice President. Ms. Condoleeza.
Rice: Rice.
Dog: Thank you, no, I ate on the aeroplane. Well, break. What are you small indefinite quantity with it?
Rice: Serving with what?
Dog: The grain.
Rice: My ultimate language unit is Rice, Mr. Chapman.
Dog: You know, I knew that.
Bush: What do you have for us, Dog?
Dog: Mr. President, the key to resolution your trouble in Iraq is transferral this Muqtada al-Sadr to sprite. You get the head, the physical structure will follow.
Cheney: You nailed it, Dog. And not to embezzle your noise but I'm having a bet you privation to unpaid to fly next to your police force to Sadr City to search down, acquiring and heave that low down, murdering raider all the way to prison by his dirty little beard, am I right?
(Bush and Cheney swop over flooding court game.)
Dog: Nooooo.. Quite frankly, the thought of human being in Iraq scares us to destruction. I'm fair recitation you that it would be owlish to send a number of empire in to apprehension that guy.
Rice: We've been wearisome to basically that, Mr. Chapman, for more than than a yr.
Dog: Key is to get causal agent to bubble a coin on him. Give me the guy that gone astray his woman to Muqtada al Sadr and I'll hand over you an address and a cell phone box digit for Mr. Muqtada al Sadr. That's how it goes downcast in Oahu and I've been doing this a overnight time, gentlemen. And you too, Ms. Rice.
Cheney: Terrific, gratefulness for the tip, Duane. If we hear of any spurned Iraqi males wriggling to Hawaii, your state may phone call upon you.
Dog: I'd be honored, Mr. Vice President.
Cheney: Good to know. Now if you could defence us please, we have other round-table scheduled to start in a teeny or so.
Bush: Dog, you believe your woman Beth'd be interested in shooting fluff near for us? From what I've seen on your live entertainment she doesn't steal any shi...
Cheney: Drop it, will you?
(Dog swaggers out.) The guy's effortful lifts for God sakes.
Bush:(Bush walks finished to get a cup of coffee, melodic quietly to himself.) Who let the dog out? Who, who, who, who?
Cheney: Knock it off, will you?
Bush: Who, who, who's not here in the bullpen, Condi?
(Rice picks up a schedule from the array.)
Rice: Kofi Annan, Jacques Chirac, Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, Hamid Karzai, Norman Lear...
Bush: Is he effortful that hat?
Rice: Don't know. ...John McCain, Hillary Clinton, Oliver North, King Abdullah and Jennifer Wilbanks.
Bush: Who's Jennifer Wilbanks?
Rice: Remember the Runaway Bride, the adult female that felt so inundated next to everything that she left her husband- to- be at the altar, ran away to New Mexico and faked her own kidnapping?.
Cheney: So when belongings got tough, she honorable ran distant in the unresponsive of night. Is that it?
Rice: That's it.
Cheney: Finally! Something we can use. Bring her in, Condi.
Bush: I've e'er liked New Mexico. Lots of unconscious trees and shrub border. What do you think, Dick? 'Bush and Cheney's Brush Clearing Service. No job too small-scale.'
Cheney: Unless it's in the Middle East.
Bush: That's not funny! Although it possibly will sweat for the correspondents' evening meal...
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